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There\u2019s generally two types of people and therefore two types of cop.<\/p>\n

Good cop, bad cop.<\/p>\n

Good person, bad person.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m behind door number three though.<\/p>\n

Psycho cop.<\/span><\/p>\n

That\u2019s what the papers are calling me anyways.<\/p>\n

My commanding officer has some more colorful phrases, but my conviction rate is off the charts and criminals still sweat bullets when they hear my name mentioned.<\/p>\n

After failing my annual psychiatric review and with a slew of civil cases against me and the department, I know I\u2019ve reached the end of a chapter.<\/p>\n

Suspension at least but even a bad detective could tell you how this one really ends.<\/p>\n

If I lose my career, my only cover for what I really<\/span> do to rid the world of evil scum, the only thing I can do to stop my own nightmares\u2026 then it\u2019ll only be a matter of time before I\u2019m caught myself.<\/p>\n

Sharing a cage with all the animals I helped lock up? Not gonna happen.<\/p>\n

But the Chief has another problem, more pressing.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m not the only psycho still walking free today, and the city\u2019s most notorious and sadistic killer has just escaped custody.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s another day at the office for me though and Johnny psycho is always gonna come knocking on a cop\u2019s door at some point after being released or escaping.<\/p>\n

I mean, I get it. I\u2019d do the same. A favor for a favor.<\/p>\n

Lock me up, I\u2019ll get out. And when I do, I\u2019ll find you and cut off your face then feed it to you.<\/p>\n

But the Chief’s not worried about his own safety.<\/p>\n

It\u2019s his daughter. The one I never even knew he had.<\/p>\n

The most incredible girl I\u2019ve ever set eyes on, knowing in an instant that I want her. That I need<\/span> her.<\/p>\n

So when I see the word \u2018mine\u2019 carved into her photograph, I know our killer has got it all wrong.<\/p>\n

Clearly, she belongs to me, so it should read \u201cYours\u201d.<\/p>\n

And she will be.<\/p>\n

If I can beat Psycho number two at his own game, that is.<\/p>\n

And if she won\u2019t run a mile once she finds out why they call me Psycho Cop for all the right reasons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":724,"template":"","meta":[],"product_cat":[40],"product_tag":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product\/685"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/724"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_cat?post=685"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lenalittle.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/product_tag?post=685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}